Sunday… 3:18pm**
Twenty-Nine: Think about this... A bottle of beer sells for =N=400 (reasonable bar price) if you drink an average of five bottles a day that’s make it 35 bottles a week. In a year that's makes it 1820 bottles amounting to =N=728,000 just imaging folks drinking for 30yrs....m en have drank duplexes and estates in their stomach. Na wa ooo!!!(shockers)
Lady Alba: (shock) Na wa oh, den dose wey dey drink awon Rose et al, make dem dey dash me d money na… (smiles)
Violet: Na #180 them dey sell beer for korro na .... ℓ☺ℓ so do the maths well (smiles)
Mz Robyn: Lol, this makes sense sha… What’s wit the rain in Lagos? My Lagos people hope you are all okay? My sister says it’s been raining in Ikoyi since 3:00am she couldn’t go to church, should we be worried for people now? Dis na flooding matta now ooo… SuperLady, Bubblesss, KayFab, Blaquestone, Violet....youu guys be safe abeg!
Violet: I dey third mainland now sef, the rain is something else fa ... Even Eko Expo sef dey leakk ...ℓ☺ℓ. It’s been raining Ąπϑ most roads are like τ̣̣ђё lagoon now I swear
Mz Robyn: Lol, Ok so you can at least move around? Thought water levels is so high?
Violet: Yeah it is high but I had to run some errands after church; Unlike other Sundays HOTR seemed empty sef... The rain bad gan
SuperLady: Sista, thanks o! Me and my people dey inside house... na wa for d rain of today. God help us!
Violet: Saw Linkman Ąπϑ Wifey in Church sef .
Allie: This message going round for all y’all Lagosians, pele fa.
Dear Lagosians, please bear with us. Today's downpour has been heavier than normal as the state govt. had earlier warned. It has been raining since 5am in many areas & it hasn't stopped. The water level have risen incredibly so that the channels that are meant to discharge water from the roads & drainages are completely locked because of the high tide & because both the Atlantic Ocean & Lagoon that receive water from our channels have risen more than usual. Please be calm & do not panic. Once the rains subside, the water on the roads would gradually disappear. Our men are on the field working to manage this situation.
Please endeavour to remain indoors as much as possible until the rain stops. Thank you for your understanding & please send this message to all your contacts.
Tunji Bello.
Commissioner for Environment
Mz Robyn: Yes Mr. Commissioner for Environment, so what is your agenda to ensure this doesn’t happen again... That should be d response from Lagosians. Hmm abi… una go church today..
Violet: Tomorrow would be madness I swear
Mz Robyn: Why even bother to go to work sef? The wahala would be too much
Bubbles: Loooooool… My church branch is around the corner so we manage go church; But I swear there were 20 people in like a 150 congregation. I was supposed 2go see a play sef; but maan dem go need reschedule because the motivational broadcast no gimme courage to comot still
Allie: Ice in d BBA building, Kev I’m looking forward to when you get there.
Mz Robyn: Otono and Karen will win big brother; Karen did the honourable thing! She no swap herself Africa loves her for that. Suprisingly Karen who was castigated by everyone is the most entertaining housemate… she and madman Luclay
SuperLady: (sad face) DSTV is not showing oooooo!
Violet: Me dey road inside rain
SuperLady: This rain, please now? I want to see everybody's face when Karen says she diDdn’t swap herself for anybody..
Violet: Abuja Peeps; update abeg
Bubbles: Na sleep I from wake like dis... Since 1.30pm
Violet: Water is entering my car (teary)
Bubbles: Pele, entering your car (shock) You are still inside this rain Vee??? Oh Dear; sorry oo I don’t envy you right now... Everywhere around me's flooded
Violet: The situation needs Holy Ghost fire
Mz Robyn: (sorry look) Na wa… Yes we will give you all updates on biggie for a free
SuperLady: Chai Vee, careful o! My hubby's car Engine knocked the last 2weeks when rain fell badly like this.
Mz Robyn: See d shock on everyone’s face when Karen told the house she didn’t swap, they all stood up to hug her; New mega respect for Karen!
Bubbles: Lol.
Mz Robyn: Karen has totally stolen everyone’s RESPECT, no big brother contestant has EVER done that!!!!! Team Karen all the way!
Bubbles: Wow; from Naija silicon boob stripper chic to superstar, gotta love her then. It’s time to start watching as well
Mz Robyn: Yes oo... *fee, dts for d gbagaun earlier. Although she’s too vulgar for me sha… but I think that’s who she is..
Allie: Miss P leaving.
Mz Robyn: Yes... Didn’t really like her much..
Allie: Yeah...
SuperLady: Is anyone out yet? Weza nko? Weza must go today o! If not BB is doing “ojoro”.
Mz Robyn: Yep… Ms P @ abi...is the first one; my mischievous brother says to ask the house if anyone has seen a shark yet (laughs). Alex has been evicted… Ms P and Alex... so much for their strategies this week!... lol
Allie: Choi! Good for him. His funny strategy didn't work (laughs)
Mz Robyn: Yessss… @Al, he was becoming a pompous... Now in between...Jos people no tall sha... See M.I, Jesse, Ice Prince, Brymo... all very short boiz... kai
Violet: Shark indeed ...make e come check by imsef
Bubbles: Lmao @ shark; Brymo no be Jos boi oo
Mz Robyn: L☺L… @Vee… L☺L...no mind my bruv! But brymo come short join too! (shocks and laughs)
SuperLady: By association (laughter)
Allie: Lol...
Mz Robyn: L☺L... I tell u
Violet: So finally Karen has redeemed her image with Africa? Kool!!! All her mami water gist go sell now ...ℓ☺ℓ. Guys I just saw a guy swimming around Phase 1 ....ℓ☺ℓ
Mz Robyn: L☺L...it’s good to give people a chance sha… Karen has sure redeemed herself!
Allie: Lol.
SuperLady: I don join team Karen o! I'm karenfied (smiles). Jezussss! Swimming ke? :O
Allie: Walahi she get game!
Mz Robyn: L☺L @ swimming, e no fear shark
SuperLady: Even if shark no dey, I’m certain cat fish go dey...I always see those.
Mz Robyn: Lmao @ catfish… na to go a'fishing na!... nice one
SuperLady: WEZA is OUT (excited)
Allie: Super’L your dreams came to pass. Weza ! Up Karen...9Ja no dey carry last!
SuperLady: Naija we too mursch joor! No wonder SA people no like us.
Mz Robyn: Naija we too gat game... Eyah Weza... Well she was showing off her fine bodi sha...and her funny octave voice
Allie: Lol...
Violet: If I see the catfish me sef for stop catch oh becos I go need am ...ℓ☺ℓ
Mz Robyn: (Laughs)
SuperLady: Dat her voice ehn... na die... can put you to sleep!
Allie: Lol...
Mz Robyn: I tell u; But she’s intelligent sha
SuperLady: and she can talk continuously for an hour without raising or reducing the tempo.
Allie: Is she crying really? (sarcasm)
Mz Robyn: I don’t get her voice sha… it’s very WEIRD!
Allie: Dis oyinbo nko? Make dem vote am oh.
Violet: She's got a creaky sexy voice ... ha ha ha… Like say she swallow frog (laughs)... Make she go house go change her weavon . ℓ☺ℓ
Bubbles: Dat catfish no go bad oo... Plus some chinko fit find frogs for there too
Violet: Frog wey go dey τ̣̣ђё water go hard well I swear
SuperLady: Seriously buy the cat fish o! e Plenty for all d flood water.
Mz Robyn: L☺L @ weavon; I am team Karen… peace out!!! Off to the movies, going to see transformers!!!
SuperLady: Is transformers out? OK, tomorrow then! We can't even go out to buy fuel for generator, na wa o!
Bubbles: Ayaa, the rain go subside for evening... Only challenge be say the stupid filling stations go don close – Say like 9pm like dis… Allie download the 33000 application na... E go help you with schedule for movie and for flights sef
Choi; c free promo oo
SuperLady: Dat one na to drive to Ikoyi go buy fuel na, abeg we shall sleep without light tonight!
Violet: No Try Ikoyi o, the rain fall for there bad oo; better the one by Spar
No try Ikoyi dey inside flood o but downwards no water at all so Ў☺ΰ can drive that way
SuperLady: That one closes at 6pm, the one by spar. Only Ikoyi stations open till late.
Bubbles: And that late na 9pm oo... When will we have stations that open till about 12 midnight or later. Na so ma fuel dey finish after all ma yesterday paroles; I drove around by 11pm... Down d NNPC mega station; down awolowo road and nothin*
SuperLady: So even NNPC closes at 9pm? (Shock)
Bubbles: Don’t worry; I’m sure the rain will subside right before then... Only say dis rain; e dey like e dey fall in batches... E go reduce
Violet: I have one that stays till 11pm too on my road; I Just Got home, Ope oo
Bubbles: Thank God for safe journey oo
Violet: The population of Lagos babies will increase by about 6million between April 1&29 come 2012 following todays down pour - source: Independent Weather-Aftermath Forecast!
Bubbles: Lol; na so… Some gangster Arians (smiles); And the spill over Taurans (frowns) Meanwhile oo... Where’s Mister Bee? Long time no him writing for here
Violet: Lagos state declares public holiday from Monday as bishop just announced a revelation on AIT, "dt dis rain is 4 7dayz", and we all need 2 pray. Pls AIT peepz. Allie please comfirm τ̣̣ђё news as the media person here. Me no get ATM oh I need cash
"Dear Lagosians,
Due to the heavy rainfall, Monday the 11th of July 2011 has now been declared a public Holiday. Pls remain indoors as we will be working on the drainage systems to clear all major roads. Our men will be on the field working to manage this situation.
We thank you for your cooperation during this time.
EKO O NI BAJE O!
Babatunde Raji Fashola (SAN)
Governor LAGOS STATE
Bubbles: Is this a joke? Please don’t put some peoples’ hopes high oo; my sister is already looking for how she will stay home... She asked me with plenty of life in her eyes and a huge smile "is that true? Is it serious?(laughs). She been don pray say make d rain enter tomoro; so she no go go work oo, lol
“Lagos State Refused To Vote For 'Humblerra ',
So They Should Stop Complaining,
But Rather Use Their Broom,
To Sweep The Flood.
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